gloves for your feet

OK, so its 9:00am, and I have already learned something today.
My pinky finger is shorter than the expected average adult pinky finger. Thank you to gloves, I realize my fifth finger was supposed to be about a half inch longer. Unfortunately, this all makes sense. My pinky toe has a deformity too... well, the pinky toenail. It's a complicated story, but all you need to know is that it isn't normal.
I blame all this on being two weeks premature. I believe in those last two weeks, my pinky finger would have grown a half-inch longer, and my pinky toenail would have grown normally. It's simple.

Moving on... I had a genious thought walking to the train station this morning. A genious thought that quickly was recognized as completely idiotic. And you will see why once I explain it. So again examining my gloves and how warm my hands were outside in the frigid air, I began to think of my feet and how cold they were in open toed heels. So I thought, Wow! What a good invention... gloves for your feet! Then I realized that I am centuries behind time because gloves for your feet are also known as socks. But before you think I am a total idiot, let me further my explanation. I was more aiming at the social acceptance of wearing socks with open toed shoes. How lame would that be. But if you had socks that matched your gloves and scarf, would there be a way to perpetuate the fashion into social acceptance.

I wonder.


No I don't.

Forget this post.
I will post again in a couple hours about God stuff that I learned last night.